Concerning Taxidermy..

According to Einstein, the faster you move, the faster you age.. or move through time. (at an immeasurably minute rate, of course.) It's interesting to think about. When we think of time we think of the clock, what day it is, year, etc.. basically just one plane of time on which we're all riding. That's only half right. If you apply movement, no two people are on the same plane. So.. as I'm sitting here some guy on the freeway is actually moving through time faster than I am. This is the reason why Einstein always said "time does not exist". Everybody is in fact on his or her own unique time-line, which is a comforting thought when you consider the idea of individuality and free will. (Someone correct me if I bastardized this.)